Now that it’s getting warmer and nicer outside all the wackos are coming out of the woodworks. Which ones are my least favorite? Those Christian assholes that get on their megaphones and tell me that I’m going to hell as I’m crossing Dearborn and Randolph.
I don’t get it. I seriously don’t understand what make these guys (they’re always guys) come out and judge people; specifically gay people. I don’t now if it’s because they see me coming and my sun hat gives it away, but every time I walk by them they’re always talking about how the homosexuals are “going to hell.” Always.
What compels them to have to spread the word? I should say, what compels them have to spread THEIR word. Furthermore, where the hell where they during Winter? I was gay then too.
They also say, “them homosexuals will corrupt our children.”
I say, “No mister, you’re corrupting our children.” Children and people passing by are listening to your words of hate and discrimination towards everything not done your way. You are poisoning peoples mind with your ignorance.
I’ve never seen a homosexual get on a megaphone at Dearborn and Randolph. Well okay it would probably be a karaoke machine. I have never seen a gay guy get on a karaoke machine and spread their gospel. You know, the gay gospel. The gospel of Cher, Madonna, and bi-weekly hair cuts. Brothers and SISTERS, open your holy book: O, The Oprah Magazine, and flip to Chapter 23 verse 12 of the holy word as written by Ricky Martin.
“Praise Clay Aiken” "Gay is the way!” “Suck dick or be damned to the fury of hells mouth.”
My point is: Guy on the megaphone at Dearborn and Randolph, fuck you, fuck your megaphone, and fuck your word.
God Bless.
1 comment:
yeah, fuck those bastards.
i especially hate the ones that go and like to hand out lil' pamphlets and then proceed to have a convo with me. i like to talk about how much i love girls and what i like to do to them. this usually gets them a bit un-hinged and then they make an exit
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