Friday, January 23, 2009

25+ Things About Me

1. I flunked kindergarten
2. I went to school in Mexico for a while
3. fiction and novels get on my nerves
4. I only go to Church on Christmas Eve
5. I love love love reality television
6. I play the Euphonium/Baritone
7. I was a Drum Major in High School
8. English is my second language
9. I’m the oldest of 5
10. I’m madly in love with my partner Ben
11. I’ve had a colonoscopy
12. I secretly want to be a Stand Up comedian
13. I hate board games
14. I think it’s perfectly acceptable to send important news via email
15. I use to have a strict rule about pencil only on my planners; I use pen now
16. I’ve lived in Juarez, Mexico, El Paso, TX, Anaheim, CA, San Marcos, TX, Austin, TX, Kent, OH, Chicago, IL
17. I have IBS
18. I’ve lost 45 pounds since Grad School, and gained 10 during the Holidays
19. This is the first “fwd” slash “questionnaire” thing I’ve ever done
20. My favorite childhood shows were: The Smurfs and Burbujas
21. I secretly want to be a Drag Queen
22. I believe everything and everyone is connected
23. My childhood and adolescences was very very painful; horrible
24. My current guilty pleasures are Tool Academy, Bromance, and The Real World
25. James Lipton/Bernard Pivot style:

What is your favorite word? Nerve. I say, “Bitch, You have nerve” and “That’s nerve” Or just “Nerve!”
What is your least favorite word? Wetback
What turns you on? Talent
What turns you off? Selfishness
What is your favorite curse word? Cunt
What sound or noise do you love? Laughter
What sound or noise do you hate? When a car is about to crash; that wheels screeching sound
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Bartender or Agent for models
What profession would you not like to do? Anything in Sales
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Arriba, Arriba, Andale! Or “You’ve got Nerve, Bitch!”

I would asbolutly love to hear 25+ things about you! Or you can choose to only do the Lipton/Pivot questions. So please link me to your answers, write them in my comments, or if you wish to not do it in public email them to me:

e.gonzalez.mfa@gmail

I can't wait to hear from YOU!!!

1 comment:

AutumnZ said...

What is your favorite word? Sizzle, as in "He's all in my sizzle" or "Get out of my sizzle"

What is your least favorite word? The N word

What turns you on? Salt and Pepper hair

What turns you off? Long fingernails

What is your favorite curse word? goddamn mother fuckin' son of a bitch

What sound or noise do you love? Smartassery

What sound or noise do you hate?
Self righteous claims

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Fiction novelist :-)

What profession would you not like to do? Nurse

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Want to hang here for a while or are you ready to reincarnate?"