i am ashamed

Thursday morning, like at 8:30am, one of my best friends called me to inform me that I had called him earlier at 3 in the morning to say, or I should say, to slur:



"I just wanted to tell you that you're my friend. We're friends...........you're my friend."



yes, it's true, I drunk dialed dane. WHAT AM I SEVENTEEN???!!!! Who does that? That's not even in style any more. I am so ashamed. I don't remember all I said, but he said I went on for a while. Cell phones should come equipped with a breathalyzer. I mean, fuck they have everything else. Games, Camera, TV, Internet, blue tooth, nail-file .

I do however remember making up a move last night. Y'all heard of the "Bend and Snap" from the feature film LEGALLY BLOND, now a horrific Broadway musical? Well, Wednesday night as I was leaving Spin I totally bit it. Yes, not only was I drunk enough to drunk dial, but I was also so shnockerd I fucken fell; right outside the bar too so everyone saw. 1 dollar drinks? Bad idea. But after I hit the floor I busted a pose.

I like to call this the "Drop 'N Vogue"

I highly recommend this move because then you've taken an awkward situation and turned it into an awesome one. That's right, you go from looking like an asshole to looking cool:

Let me talk to you about my friends. This is another of my favorite pictures from that night:

Ross and Jessica had just met 7 seconds before I took this. Literally.

Last show and tell:


Now look past Ben. Those guys had five beers lined up! This is what 1$ drinks does to people! But as a wise women by the name of Hillary Clinton once said, "If 1 dollar drinks is wrong, then I don't want to be right." - Hillary Clinton, direct quote.